Alan Arkin and Robin Williams are famous actors.  Alan was booked for the show, but was unable to
come as he had to do a movie during the time of Christmas Daddies.  Since he could not be at
Christmas Daddies, he generously made a tape of him and Robin, and sent it to ATV.

Alan:  Hello to everybody in Nova Scotia.

Robin:  {Nova Scotian accent}  Right, eh, nice to see you, huh.

Alan: All our friends in Cape Breton

Robin:  Right there, huh.

Alan:  All of you there on the Christmas Daddies show.  I wanted to be with you, but I had to come down
here to beautiful down-town Budapest, Hungry.

Robin:  That's a long way dere from Nova Scotia, huh.

Alan:  This man use to be Robin Williams.

Robin:  Use to be, but not anymore eh.  How about dat?

Alan:  A little too long.

Robin:  All greetings there to Nova Scotia.  I'm sorry, have you heard about Bob, you know?

Alan:  What happen to Bob?

Robin:  His wife left him.

Alan:  How come?

Robin:  ElNino.

Alan:  ElNino?

Robin:  Oh, right then, you know.

Alan:  It's responsible for everything.

Robin:  Everything, everything is happening.  It's just like the no-seeums.  Bunch of those people came
from the mid-west down Nova Scotia, you know, and the no-seeums were all over them and they kept
on saying 'Get these gnats off me.'

Alan:  Right.

Robin:  But that's part of it there, just like the casino, you know.

Alan:  Right.

Robin:  The people come'n dere gabel'n.  You know the only people go'n gabel'n there? 

Alan:  Who's that?

Robin:   People with no money.

Alan:  How do they earn a living then?

Robin:  That's it you know, that's the whole thing about the casino dere.  I don't think that's the whole
thing, you know.  I, I had a business right near the casino, it's not doing too well.

Alan:  No?

Robin:  Yeah.

Alan:  I didn't know you were from Nova Scotia.

Robin:  I came right dere.

Alan:  You are Robin Williams, though are you?

Robin:  Well, I could be.

Alan:  Well, what does that mean?  That's a Robert...kind of a Robert DeNiro thing to say, isn't it?

Robin:  {Now doing a Robert DeNiro impression}  What do you mean?  Just like that?  I hear
things...I hear things.

Alan:  Right.

Robin:  I hear things about that.  What are you saying?  I hear things.

Alan:  So what do you think about the Christmas Daddies show.

Robin:  {Back to doing a Nova Scotian accent}  I'm very...just excited to be a Christmas Daddies right now
with you.  I'm a Christmas Daddy, you know? 

Alan:  Yes.

Robin:  I a...the thing every morning, you open that present up and then 'boom', what is it?
Legos...oh yay.  What am I going to be doing?  yeah, toys for the compulsive. {Doing an impression
of a compulsive person}   'I don't have number 5!!!' {Now doing an impression of a child}   'Please father,
it won't work without that.'  {Back to the Nova Scotian accent}  That's what I'm saying there...let go, let go
of dad, let go.  That's why they named them toys that.

Alan:  You know what this is for?  Do you know what this is to do?

Robin:  This is to..a, get toys for the kids at Christmas.

Alan:  Toys for the kids at Christmas.  Kids all over Nova Scotia wouldn't be having a Christmas unless we
were screaming at the audience to send their money in so they can do it.

Robin:  {Scottish accent}  Yeah, send your money in right now, eh.

Alan:  Make a pledge.

Robin:  Make a pledge.  Just raise your right hand, and put the other one in your wallet and get some
cash out dere.  Do it!  And I don't know what accent that is.  It's changing as we speak.  Brave Heart,
the greatest movie every made!  {Nova Scotian accent}  Alright then,  that's all we have time for ladies
and gentlemen.  {Scottish accent}  We're rais'n money here! {Nova Scotian accent}  Nova Scotia,
Christmas Daddies; that's great then.

Alan:  See you later.

Robin:  See you later.

Alan:  Bye.

Robin:  It's been swell.